Frequently Asked Questions

Jason hails from Washington, U.S.A. No, not D.C. - the other Washington, where it rains coffee and passive-aggression.

Jason operates on a strict "whenever the mood strikes or the voices in his head get too loud" schedule. His last known activity was 315 days ago, but he could be plotting a comeback as we speak. Or napping. Probably napping.

Expect a nostalgic rollercoaster through the forgotten relics of Gen X culture, sprinkled with self-deprecating humor and the occasional existential meltdown. It's like a time machine, but with more sarcasm and less scientific accuracy.

Absolutely! There's an "Add Friends" button on his profile. Just remember, friendship with Jason comes with a complimentary side of dad jokes and obscure '80s movie references.

Ah, you've spotted the "Fund His RV" button. Jason's either planning a cross-country comedy tour or a very elaborate midlife crisis. Either way, your contribution might help him outrun his responsibilities for a while.

There's an "Ask Me Anything" option, so go wild! Just be prepared for answers that may range from profound wisdom to complete nonsense. It's like a box of chocolates, but with words.

It means Jason's blog is a treasure trove of pop culture artifacts that time forgot. Think of it as an archaeological dig through the '80s and '90s, but instead of dinosaur bones, you'll find Pogs and Tamagotchis.

Cobra Commander is a cartoon villain, and Hunter S. Thompson was a gonzo journalist. Meeting either might result in world domination schemes or hallucinogenic adventures. Jason's advice to be careful meeting your heroes is probably based on personal experience. We're still waiting for that story.